January 2012
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im laying on a boys bed im going to have sex
jk hes straight and he thinks im straight and theres other people im not actually about to have sex this was just a drill post
I wish lady gaga wasnt doing new years eve
i really wanted to watch the ball drop
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I want to be a skinny white boy
How many times is tumblr going to ask me about missing e there is clearly something they do not want us to know
marry the night is the fucking dumbest song its so annoying the whole song is just annoying
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
December 2011
365 posts
yall some haters
everytime i see a cat i just wanna run up and cuddle it and love it and make them love me and then 40 minutes later i remember i am allergic and lay on my death bed sneezing
grandma: *turns to mtv's "16 and pregnant"*
grandma: which ones snooki
seventhbrother:
Masturbating anally? Haha, no. I masturbate annually. Once a year.
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Okay it looks like the shrooms plan isnt going to work out but i got a back up party plan so its all good
ugh kentucky is playing today and Jay Z is here and everyone is getting excited because whenever we have a game some rapper has to show up
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rosaparksandrecreation replied to your post: okay last night i got drunk because today im not…
first thing imma do when i get back to lex is drive to your house with a bag of weed and get high with you. we can high blog is that a thing? we should make a thing we should also make sex
i am literally soooooooooo excited for you to come back to kentucky
I cant believe tumblr made me actually confronted me and forced me to make a decision about missing e WITHOUT ALLOWING ME to consult with my fellow followers like tumblr who do you think you are that was soooo rude
okay last night i got drunk because today im not drinking im going to take a nap and then wake up and then shower and then shrooms and then blunts blunts blunts happy new years eve everybody
tumblrs a fucking smart ass BITCH